Worming Around

I know this is going to come as a shock to many of you, but I think I am the new Vanilla Ice.

You see, last Friday was the school’s talent quest. Normally I wouldn’t indulge in such an event for fear of upstaging all of the other students, but felt it necessary, being my first year and all.

Let me set the scene (and piss off people with dial up).....



With quality lyrics like those it was hard to go wrong. A group of students, myself and another young teacher formed a break dancing circle and it was oooonnnn like Donkey Kong! I jumped up alongside one of my year 11 students and we performed the synchronized worm. It was wormilicious!


And you know what, even if the whole school thinks I’m that dorky teacher, I know better 'Cause my style's like a chemical spill










Word to your mother