She’s amazing – intelligent, personable, likeable, generous, kind and exudes a warmth towards all she meets.
She is Oprah. And I love her.
Every time I see her I learn a new life lesson. Today I learnt how to communicate with babies. Once I even learnt what healthy faeces looked like. I tell you – there isn’t any topic she won’t touch (granted the lack of hosting black rappers has simply been an oversight on her part – she’s a very busy woman, you know).
Oprah invites the most wonderful guests on to her show. You name it, she’s had them. I’m currently waiting for my invite as I’m 100% sure she wants to hear about the life of an academically achieving 22 year olds comfortable middle-class upbringing.
Oprah is the only person in the entire world who can make an audience more hysterical then I was when Hanson came to Australia in 1998 (Oh, I had the Hanson t-shirt, every Hanson album, a Hanson scrapbook, the official Hanson biography and posters of Hanson all over my walls).
So I say, ditch the current school curriculum and instill 'The Oprah Morals & Life Lessons' and let's all go loco like Tom Cruise!
Though shall not go one month without a facial
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