School's Out FOREVER!

Last Wednesday signaled the end of four years of steady, tedious, stressful and time consuming university studies. No more homework, no more exams and no more paying the government to learn – shit yeah!

To celebrate this life changing event it was decided that a group of us would frequent Brett’s Ocean Grove beach property and do so with a distinct lack of style.

I expected, and rightly so, an alcohol induced haze in relation to the events that would occur over the 3 days, so I recorded all things worthy on the back of a McDonald’s placemat.
Oh yeah, I’m all class people.

So here it is, three days of pure happiness and relaxation reduced to a blog 2 minutes in length. Enjoy:

1) The Car Ride To Ocean Grove

* Bypassing Werribee, much to the delight of the females in the car.

* Ez and I sang ‘I Don’t Feel Like Dancing’ in falsetto, probably deterring the male Werribeeans anyhow.

* Stopping at McDonald’s and observing the pleasantries of a delightful couple – a chubby middle aged man wiped his sweaty bald head with a serviette whilst his equally robust wife inhaled her share of Kenya’s cheeseburgers

* The latter part of the journey Ez and I sang, no screamed, MMMbop, and it looked like Brett was actually going to deliberately crash the car just to shut us up.

2) Night One

* Nathan being slightly over enthusiastic over the playstation game ‘Buzz’. In fact, there were visible forehead veins popping out. I wouldn’t be surprised if he did a bit of a wee, actually.

* Mich yelling “I’M NOT DRUNK!” and then proceeding to knock her bourbon all over the pool table.

* All of us pretending to be part of a band whilst playing a playstation game that involves a pretend guitar and the song ‘I love Rock and Roll’. Hella fun – and I rocked just quietly. I think I should take up guitar.

* Brett’s totally readable poker face. Sorry dude – a 12 year old Malowi girl would have a more serious face than you….

3) The Next Day – Surfing

* Watching Nathan try to get out of bed after a rather intoxicating night

* Two words: hot instructor

* Face planting Nathan’s butt trying to “rescue” him as I attempted to paddle to shore.

* Mich swimming without a wetsuit on a cloudy 16 degree day and turning a strange blue colour.

* A bird choosing, out of all of the people in the entire world, to send a bullet of its WARM faecal matter on my twice showered arm. Fucker.


4) Night Two
* Playing ‘have you ever’ and learning some very interesting facts about my fellow university peeps.

* Amy blowing up a condom (and enjoying it!).

* The sex questions. And discussion. And answers.

* The Hi Ho song (will place a link at a later stage – patience is a virtue!)

* Cooking a 5 star dinner with the team.

* Singing drunk messages into Shano’s voicemail. Enjoy.

* Thinking this actually sounded decent: “You’re the voice try and understand it, make a noise and make it clear, woooooooooooah, woooooooooooooooooooah”



I’ll miss you guys!

Uni is over. [Cue Vitamin C song 'Graduation']







Let the drinking commence…..



* Photos, video footage and songs to come in the next week. It will be worth the wait.